Let’s do like the airlines and charge for that extra seat cause I know they got to cut her ass out this chair…
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Posted by Ilicia on January 14, 2010
Let’s do like the airlines and charge for that extra seat cause I know they got to cut her ass out this chair…
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Posted by Ilicia on November 17, 2009
Who knew, on the real, that Aaron Hall (R&B singer formerly of Guy) has/had been in Florida training dogs? I saw this video and (forgive me if I’m late) I was like, “NO, no he is NOT… this has to be fake.” It’s real. He kilt me when he said, “I feel like, if you open me up, you’ll see a dog in me”. I died. I saw a dog in him when his baby’s mother (Gloria Velez) was on TV talkin’ bout how Aaron aint payed child support in like forever. hmmmmm. But I was really hoping for Aaron to make a comeback one day. Dude can sing his ass off. It would help with them CHSUP payments. O_o
Watch!
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Posted by Ilicia on September 16, 2009
Okay, I’ve been away on vacation but I’m back now (and with a vengeance *evil grin). Tell me why I watched the VMAs and was in shock and awe all at the same time? I just want to say that there where a lot of memorable moments during the VMAs that are just as noteworthy as Mr. West’s dumb ass antics but I have a special place in my heart for him so I’m gonna hand him a helpin’ of “Sitcho’ ass down!”

For those of you that did not watch for some strange reason, Kayne got his ass on stage while another artist (Taylor Swift) was receiving an award (her first one, mind you), took the mic from her, and said in so many words (and I’m paraphrasing) that Beyonce’ had the best video. That had to be the rudest crap I have seen. No, no. It’s not. He’s done this before, we just got a remix with Taylor Swift. God bless her…Taylor Swift. I didn’t even know who this chile was before he did that so congrats on more exposure to her via Kayne.
And that fake ass “suicide watch” he was on…. puuullease. Whatever, girl. You mean, “embarrassment watch”. Boy, I tell you the truth! What else did I miss whilst I was away?
Wait… “I’ma let you finish…” *LMAO* Jackass!
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Posted by Ilicia on July 23, 2009
Okay, today in WTF! News, tell me why I look out my window… it’s pouring rain and I see a dude walking with a girl and the dude has a big body towel over his head. How ’bout the girl got a damn face towel on top of her head walkin’ fast like a muphuka! The girl got on shorts that’s really short (booty cheeks hangin’ and flip flops) *LMAO* Dude, you couldn’t wait on ol’ girl and share that damn towel? Selfish ass. SMH
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Posted by Ilicia on July 23, 2009
Solange….Sol-Angel. I am all for you going (au naturale), but you could have told them to line your fade, baby.
Seriously, I think it’s gonna be cute if she let’s it grow out. She has a small head so it’s working for her. If she doesn’t feel like being “hairless” she can hook that lace-front up and wala. Do ya’ll like Solange’s new hair cut?
Photo from : Ms. Nicole Bitchie (www.nicolebitchie.com)
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Posted by Ilicia on July 16, 2009

Ok, I was home alone because my son and his father went to Beaumont for the weekend. I hate being in the house alone…I don’t know if it’s because the house is just old or what but it give me the damn heebie geebies. So, I get up at 2:30am for work. (I work at a hospital). So I go in the living room to get a towel to take a shower with and one to dry off with. I take a shower, I get out, and I take the towel to dry off and I look in the mirror at my reflection and see THE BIGGEST COCKROACH I HAVE SEEN IN MY 28 YEARS ON EARTH. All I could say was, “SH#T,AAAAAHHHH!” I threw the towel in one direction and the roach went in another. So I’m standing there, in the bathroom, drip dry stark nekkid and lookin’ crazed. So I hop over the roach, go in the living room and put my scrubs on (mind you I’m paranoid and shaking the sh#t out of my clothes to see did it fly solo or come with his friends). I go back to the bathroom and wait til I see something move. Do you know that bastard didn’t move? So I bumped up against the cabinet and it was under my hair dryer…I balled up my fist and made a conscience decision that I was never gonna use this dryer no more in life. I hit the dryer and do you know the roach shook that sh*t off and ran under my lower cabinet! So I’m off to the kitchen and I got some poison and I sprays the hell outta the cabinet. I think by the time I got back with the spray, that damn roach was long gone. I found his ass like a week later and we killed his ass. Later that week we bombed the hell of the house.
So, moral of the story is dont be nekkid in the house with a big ass cockroach, they’ll make you late for work.
P.S. I told everybody at work this is why I was late. Use this as an excuse, you may not be in trouble for it. Roaches are traumatizing.
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